HIGH TECH SEATS IN A NEW FORD TRUCK
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday for a look at the new 2019 F-150.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next
to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest. She explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool
air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained, if it were a Democrat truck,
the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!
I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it.
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday for a look at the new 2019 F-150.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next
to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest. She explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool
air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained, if it were a Democrat truck,
the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!
I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it.
