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Ladyelaine- Posts : 895
Join date : 2016-08-27
Location : Suwannee Springs, Florida
A couple of nights ago I woke up at 2:30 AM craving fried chicken. Maybe someone was burning one of those & the fragrance was wafting on the breeze. 
I had a Hungry Man Select Fried Chicken frozen meal for supper last night. The craving finally left after that.
I had a Hungry Man Select Fried Chicken frozen meal for supper last night. The craving finally left after that. 
sinister_midget- Admin
- Posts : 3675
Join date : 2016-08-26
Age : 71
Location : Home
Make it bacon and I'll buy all ya got!
I think they should make bacon scented air fresheners. Candles, oils, mirror fresheners, whatever. I'd imagine a lot of angry attitudes and probably some road rage might be mellowed with such comforting aromas.
If vegans/PETA hate the idea, make some for them: freshly cut grass, tofu, cow manure, mold, mildew, sewage and probably a few others.
Muslims would definitely be offended by the bacon. So make some that smell like the unwashed butt of the guy in front of you. It'll be like it's prayer session 24/7.
I think they should make bacon scented air fresheners. Candles, oils, mirror fresheners, whatever. I'd imagine a lot of angry attitudes and probably some road rage might be mellowed with such comforting aromas.
If vegans/PETA hate the idea, make some for them: freshly cut grass, tofu, cow manure, mold, mildew, sewage and probably a few others.
Muslims would definitely be offended by the bacon. So make some that smell like the unwashed butt of the guy in front of you. It'll be like it's prayer session 24/7.
Sunshine16- Posts : 626
Join date : 2016-08-28
Location : Virginia
I bet it does smell good but don't want the whole house smelling like chicken.