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    Death is hereditary

    sinister_midget
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    Death is hereditary Empty Death is hereditary

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:02 pm

    Lord, it's 2018!

    I just saw an ad on TV that featured a white, heterosexual, married couple in it!

    Can you believe that??

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    If we're ever in a situation where I'm the voice of reason, then we're in a very, very bad situation!

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    They're always in agreement.

    Death is hereditary What-do-we-want

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    I have one childhood memory I especially like. It was of falling asleep on the counch and waking up in bed.

    I really miss teleporting! It never happens to me any more.

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    Why women live longer than men.....

    Death is hereditary Why-women-live-longer

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    I went to the doctor today. He told me I was paranoid.

    Well, he didn't actually say that in so many words. But I knew that's what he was thinking.

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    Couldn't get Fred McMurray.

    Death is hereditary My-two-dads

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    I wonder. Do aliens lock their doors when they ride past earth?

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    When we were kids, my brother shouted, "Last one to jump in the pool is gay!" Then he jumped in.

    I figured, if I never jumped in, he would be the last one in the pool.

    He's still gay to this day.

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    Death is hereditary Now-we-wait

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    Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!

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    House goes liberal. Acosta the Accoster gets banned from the White House.

    But the world moves on!

    Death is hereditary Cnn-girl-disappears

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    When it comes to influencing elections, the Russians could learn a lot from the Democrats.

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    Death is hereditary Got-plowed

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    The only person who ever wanted me for who I am is the police.

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    Death is hereditary He-s-seen-some-things

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    If you lose one sense, the other senses are enhanced.

    Which is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.

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    Death is hereditary Aha

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    I hate when I run on the treadmill for a half hour and look down to see it's been 4 minutes.

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    Satan worshipers crack me up!

    Why would you worship a deity that literally lost a fiddle contest to some random hillbilly in Georgia?


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    Post  Ladyelaine on Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:08 am

    cheers   cheers   cheers
    Psycho144
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    Post  Psycho144 on Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:57 am

    Very Happy Very Happy cheers cheers

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