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    Gunfight Rules

    Post  Psycho144 on Sun Dec 16, 2018 9:42 am

    [size=24]Gunfight Rules[/size]
     
    [size=24]"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading."[/size]
     
    [size=24]In a gunfight, the most important rule is ... HAVE A GUN ! ! ![/size]
     
    [size=24]These are shooting tips from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules. If not, you should get one, learn how to use it, and learn the rules.[/size]
     
    [size=24]RULES[/size]
     
    [size=24]A.  Guns have only two enemies: Rust and Politicians. Rust can be prevented. Politicians cannot.[/size]
     
    [size=24]B.  It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried out by 6.[/size]
     
    [size=24]C.  Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.[/size]
     
    [size=24]D.  Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm's length.[/size]
     
    [size=24]E.  Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off, or the hammer cocking.[/size]
     
    [size=24]F.  The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second.[/size]
     
    [size=24]G.  The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always Win - there is no such thing as a fair fight. Always Win - cheat if necessary. Always Win - 2nd place doesn't count.[/size]
     
    [size=24]H.  Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets ... you may get killed with your own gun, but they'll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty.[/size]
     
    [size=24]I.  If you're in a gun fight:[/size]
    [size=24]    (a)  If you're not shooting, you should be loading.[/size]
    [size=24]    (b)  If you're not loading, you should be moving.[/size]
    [size=24]    (c)  If you're not moving, you're dead.[/size]
     
    [size=24]J.  In a life and death situation, do something ... it may be wrong, but do something![/size]
     
    [size=24]K.  If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?[/size]

    [size=24]L.  Never fire a "warning shot", that is just one wasted bullet, which could be needed within moments.
    [/size]
     
    [size=24]M.  You can say "stop" or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language; and, you won't have to press 1 for Spanish or 2 for Chinese, or 3 for Arabic.[/size]
     
    [size=24]N.  Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill. In court, yours will be the only testimony.[/size]
     
    [size=24]O.  You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.[/size]
     
    [size=24]If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, forward to others you know who also believe.[/size]
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    Re: Gunfight Rules

    Post  Ladyelaine on Sun Dec 16, 2018 11:54 am

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    Re: Gunfight Rules

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:50 pm

    N (1). If you don't leave someone behind that can testify, you also don't leave someone behind that will sue. Because you can bet they will if they can.


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